Operating Manual: H-HAMMER1986, VERSION 3

INTENDED USE: You can use this appliance for partnership, friendship, siblingship and companionship. 

Manufacturer disclaims all liability for damages of any kind caused by improper use. 

READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. This appliance is designed only for private use, and therefore is to be considered unsuitable for commercial or industrial purposes. 

Check if the voltage indicated on the machine corresponds to the local mains voltage before you connect. 

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